What is Free Onions?

Will you get free onions on this site? Or is this a site supporting the freedom struggle of onions? Neither. It is a misspelling of Free Opinions. Now nobody wants free opinions because they believe they have plenty of their own, and they would rather that I listen to theirs. But some people may want free onions, so they might be interested in this site. They won’t get any. They will get what they wanted to avoid – Free Opinions. And I don’t particularly care about unshackling onions from slavery